Inanity Over Christmas

Inanity Over Christmas Hello, everyone out there. This is Carl and the rest of Madness We'd just like to bring you a bit of Christmas cheer Please remember to keep a smile on your face till the New Year Hello, this is Woody. And we've got a little song for you. Merry Christmas 1, 2, 3, 4 Hiya, Merry Christmas everyone, Mark here. I'm going to play a bit of bass for you now Hello, this is Chris, Happy Christmas Hi, Lee Kix here, filling your stocking I play sax But also, I sing at the same time Baffling, eh? Well, it's jingling bells, it's Christmas time Santa fetches his sack Snowdrop glitter falls from the skies To settle upon each and everyone's back Chimney sweeps take to the streets In the ongoing situation Pages freeze upon your pension book And up flies the flag of inflation And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back Stop off at the Rock of Gibraltar Tea under the {indecipherable} of Malta Wrap up warmer in Warsaw Cruise over the flats of Alaska And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back I hope you've enjoyed this song so far. This is Suggs, and now I am going to take it away OK, lads, let's close it together And all this time I'll be waiting up by the chimney stack On this coldest year since brrrr, up above upon a reindeer's back OK, quiet everybody. This should go on here Er, help me with those baggy {indecipherable}, there Oooh Oooh You'll never take me alive, copper Look, reindeer, don't be silly, just come on down I'm going to get that conny to ma Don't waste anymore, sit down this is holding the pace up Shove it, copper, I stick a grapefruit in your face You what? You're out of a bloody job now come on down again Nothing's going to stop us singing, copper Even if I have got to come down and tell you myself And stick it in your face I'm going to send in the troops if you don't come down We're going to keep singing in every home in the nation Do whatever you want to do. What? That's it! You stupid flatfoot, you'll never take me alive I'm on top of the world, boy Up above the chimney stack, by the chimney {indecipherable}, Chris, quieten down over there, will you I'm trying to get a message across, you know I'm going to change the world overnight, yeah Thank you Thank you