E.R.N.I.E.

I am the bringer of your wishes Your saviour from doing work The washer of your dishes,and You'll still get you mid-day perk Estate agent Your mansion and pot of gold All the home comforts Before you're getting tired and old One more try Try to get what you've never had Five more bob For the whole world that can't be bad We can't all win Look it's happening The future's looking not so bleak A thousand winners every week A thousand winners every week So when you hear me coming Along halls and up the stairs Get the black teapot In the cupboard, under chairs Forget all your wives tales Or forecasts and dividends E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations Only pays out to trusting friends One more try Try to get what you've never had Five more bob For the whole world that can't be bad We can't all win Look it's happening The future's looking not so bleak A thousand winners every week A thousand winners every week Keep your hand on the bottle And your eyes glued upon the set When the score cards come up Could be you for the big one next Publicity, no thank you On the front page of the currant bun They think you stink But in the pub you'll be number one One more try Try to get what you've never had Five more bob For the whole world that can't be bad We can't all win Look it's happening The future's looking not so bleak A thousand winners every week A thousand winners every week A thousand winners every week A thousand winners every week