E.R.N.I.E.

I am the bringer of your wishes

Your saviour from doing work

The washer of your dishes,and

You'll still get you mid-day perk

Estate agent

Your mansion and pot of gold

All the home comforts

Before you're getting tired and old

One more try

Try to get what you've never had

Five more bob

For the whole world that can't be bad

We can't all win

Look it's happening

The future's looking not so bleak

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

So when you hear me coming

Along halls and up the stairs

Get the black teapot

In the cupboard, under chairs

Forget all your wives tales

Or forecasts and dividends

E.R.N.I.E. feels vibrations

Only pays out to trusting friends

One more try

Try to get what you've never had

Five more bob

For the whole world that can't be bad

We can't all win

Look it's happening

The future's looking not so bleak

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

Keep your hand on the bottle

And your eyes glued upon the set

When the score cards come up

Could be you for the big one next

Publicity, no thank you

On the front page of the currant bun

They think you stink

But in the pub you'll be number one

One more try

Try to get what you've never had

Five more bob

For the whole world that can't be bad

We can't all win

Look it's happening

The future's looking not so bleak

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week

A thousand winners every week