50 Cent

50 Cent is my favorite rapper in the whole world Not because of the rhymes or the shoes or the stuff that he does He owns I just think we'd get along He made 400 million And on that alone, you could pretty much be okay for the rest of your life Then he bought a boat Could have bought a goddamn TV station And if I don't get my hands on him soon If I don't get some bling of my own And get straight out of this town And start again new I need 50 Cent I want to be 50 Cent Regardless of his Vitamin Water campaign ads Just think he's a cool guy that I'd like to hang out with Who knows we should grab a drink maybe a beer If you don't drink beer than coffee No not coffee either then tea Or something like that 'Cause I got your first record Don't think anythings done as well since then That just seems to be how it goes So don't get bummed out... 'Cause even if your raps don't sell out You've still got, like, half a billion fucking dollars So try to be cool, and call me back I've left you seven messages since we've met outside the El Rey in Los Angeles I think you were busy, I don't know You were holding your Sidekick telephone When I bumped into you, I dropped it in my glass of Coke Your bodyguards beat the fuck out of me... And that part of that Los Angeles trip sucked...