50 Cent

50 Cent is my favorite rapper in the whole world

Not because of the rhymes or the shoes or the stuff that he does

He owns

I just think we'd get along

He made 400 million

And on that alone, you could pretty much be okay for the rest of your life

Then he bought a boat

Could have bought a goddamn TV station

And if I don't get my hands on him soon

If I don't get some bling of my own

And get straight out of this town

And start again new

I need 50 Cent

I want to be 50 Cent

Regardless of his Vitamin Water campaign ads

Just think he's a cool guy that I'd like to hang out with

Who knows we should grab a drink maybe a beer

If you don't drink beer than coffee

No not coffee either then tea

Or something like that

'Cause I got your first record

Don't think anythings done as well since then

That just seems to be how it goes

So don't get bummed out...

'Cause even if your raps don't sell out

You've still got, like, half a billion fucking dollars

So try to be cool, and call me back

I've left you seven messages since we've met outside the El Rey in Los Angeles

I think you were busy, I don't know

You were holding your Sidekick telephone

When I bumped into you, I dropped it in my glass of Coke

Your bodyguards beat the fuck out of me...

And that part of that Los Angeles trip sucked...