Hey Big Dog

[Verse 1: Margaret Cho] Hey big dog Why are you afraid of the wind? It will always blow the doors And windows in Wind is real It's always there Baby big dog It's only moving air [Verse 2: Fiona Apple] Hey big mama Why do you always wait by the phone? Don't you know that bad man Will always leave you alone He likes to say he will But he never says when And I will bite him If he comes around again [Chorus: Margaret Cho & Fiona Apple] We're silly creatures Who need teachers We got problems Can we solve them together? Ooh, together Ooh [Verse 3: Margaret Cho] Hey big dog Why do you howl at the moon? I never heard such a sad And mournful tune Didn't you know The moon is your friend It's the only one there For you in the end [Verse 3: Fiona Apple] Hey big mama Why you let that man come around? I don't like the way he looks I don't like the way he sounds And I didn't tell you But he stepped on my tail And he smells just like he Like he's fresh out of jail [Bridge: Margaret, Fiona Apple, Both] Stop licking your paws I like the taste I am the boss Squirrels gotta be chased Don't pee on the rug Then don't do drugs You're just a pup Stop messing things up, ooh [Chorus: Margaret Cho & Fiona Apple] We're silly creatures Who need teachers We got problems Can we solve them together? Ooh, together Ooh, together Ooh, together Ooh