[Skit: Marco Polo]
I was born in a little city just outside of Toronto
On the day after Christmas, a Boxing Day baby
This neighbourhood, Richmond Hill
Is where my parents decided to settle down and start a family
Mr Bruno, congratulations, she had a boy
A boy? She had a boy?
I'm gonna have a son, you hear that Gino
A freakin' boy
They were really happy to have their first child
Deep down, my dad wanted a son
So when the doctor told him that it was a boy
He started passing out cigars to perfect strangers in the waiting room
Cigars for everybody! Nurse! What's your name?
Nur? Jacky? Betty?
That's okay sir, I don't smoke
Yeah, yeah, have a cigar
I don't care if you don't smokе
Just take one, I'm havin' a son, you hear mе?
A son, I'm having a fuckin' son, I can't believe it
As excited as he was, I don't think he had any idea
How tough being a dad was gonna be
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