December 26th (Skit)

[Skit: Marco Polo]

I was born in a little city just outside of Toronto

On the day after Christmas, a Boxing Day baby

This neighbourhood, Richmond Hill

Is where my parents decided to settle down and start a family

Mr Bruno, congratulations, she had a boy

A boy? She had a boy?

I'm gonna have a son, you hear that Gino

A freakin' boy

They were really happy to have their first child

Deep down, my dad wanted a son

So when the doctor told him that it was a boy

He started passing out cigars to perfect strangers in the waiting room

Cigars for everybody! Nurse! What's your name?

Nur? Jacky? Betty?

That's okay sir, I don't smoke

Yeah, yeah, have a cigar

I don't care if you don't smokе

Just take one, I'm havin' a son, you hear mе?

A son, I'm having a fuckin' son, I can't believe it

As excited as he was, I don't think he had any idea

How tough being a dad was gonna be