Kamikaze Comic

Don't try to get involved, just let the werewolf watch her TV Interrupting my dramatic pause, punchlines pass for apologies The one telling the truth is bound to come off like a liar face You'll be right over, take my feet out of the fireplace (I don't) know what's so funny I don't know what's so funny But no one's laughing No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing Everything is terrible, but I know I'm the worst Anything you could say about me You can trust I thought it first Millions of people, they are going without power But leave a light on, I'll be home in an hour And I don't know what's so funny I don't know what's so funny But no one's laughing No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing now I hate the way you treat me Like I'm just one of your characters Every conversation is just research for the narrator I hope you break a nail, scratching yourself on the ass I hate your even-tempered sentimental covert-ops attacks And I don't know what's so funny I don't know what's so funny But no one's laughing No one's laughing now No one's laughing now No one's laughing No one's laughing now I'm a kamikaze comic Filling a bucket with a sieve I wish you weren't around to be my Reason to live