Kamikaze Comic

Don't try to get involved, just let the werewolf watch her TV
Interrupting my dramatic pause, punchlines pass for apologies
The one telling the truth is bound to come off like a liar face
You'll be right over, take my feet out of the fireplace

(I don't) know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny

But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing

Everything is terrible, but I know I'm the worst
Anything you could say about me
You can trust I thought it first
Millions of people, they are going without power
But leave a light on, I'll be home in an hour

And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny

But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now

I hate the way you treat me
Like I'm just one of your characters
Every conversation is just research for the narrator
I hope you break a nail, scratching yourself on the ass
I hate your even-tempered sentimental covert-ops attacks

And I don't know what's so funny
I don't know what's so funny

But no one's laughing
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing now
No one's laughing
No one's laughing now

I'm a kamikaze comic
Filling a bucket with a sieve
I wish you weren't around to be my
Reason to live