the digger you deep

[Verse 1] First I was a pain in the arse Then I was a crab In a tale as old as time And I wished on a star But my heroes were still not alive And I would bet that that star Is not covered by EU case law [Chorus] You'd be better off getting a dog Than performatively beating your meat Even idiots know it gets worse The digger, the digger you deep [Verse 2] First I didn't know what I was doing Then I did It was an eye-opening moment for sure From here on, I resolved To be always be wearing the pants It's the truth, little-known That the wet will inherit the earth It was told long ago To a man who could not find his keys [Chorus] You'd be damned if you didn't or do Though the gas that you choose to excrete Carries markers they steal from the soil The digger, the digger you deep The digger, the digger you deep The digger, the digger you deep The digger, the digger you deep The digger, the digger you deep [Outro] Take a tip from the top The digger, the digger you deep The more you'll impress them But the less you will learn Take a tip, take a tip from the top The digger, the digger you deep The more you'll impress them But the less you will learn Take a tip, take a tip from the top The digger, the digger you deep The more you'll impress them But the less you will learn