Hey Sandra

Hey, Sandra I got a long neck down at the Blue Lagoon I know you like them daiquiris here, huh So I went and had me two Sorry that I walked off You know fightin', I guess it just took me by surprise You know we always come back kissing We made a vow, babe, and the Braves are on tonight They got a real hot cover band playin' down here doin' Tammy Wynette I gave 'em five bucks to play "Stand By Your Man" Remember our first spring break down in Daytona? That lil' prick from Texas Tried to touch ya and I broke that fucker's hand You laughed it off and we got slushy puppies Best day of my life, you fell asleep in my arms You used to like that tough guy act Now you say that we're falling apart You say I ain't never listening, that I'm working too long and too hard Well, if Terry moves up, then I move up, babe Then you wouldn't even have to work no more We can get you that champagne colored car I can see you in the backyard with a leopard-skin bikini Got an in-ground, not that trailer park shit Invite all your sisters over for little parties Drinkin' Cabernet Sauvignon, fancy cheeses, and tiny dips Baby, this might be the whiskey talking But you were the best decision I ever made I hope you can read all this through my chicken scratch You know I just couldn't say it to your face Couldn't tell ya that the bank called Didn't have the heart to tell ya I might lose the truck Not even a pitcher full of daiquiris, baby Help how bad I've fucked it up And hey, Sandra, now the bar's about to close Why don't you leave the door unlocked? Think I'm ready to come home Hey, Sandra Hey, Sandra