Hey Sandra

Hey, Sandra
I got a long neck down at the Blue Lagoon
I know you like them daiquiris here, huh
So I went and had me two

Sorry that I walked off
You know fightin', I guess it just took me by surprise
You know we always come back kissing
We made a vow, babe, and the Braves are on tonight

They got a real hot cover band playin' down here doin' Tammy Wynette
I gave 'em five bucks to play "Stand By Your Man"
Remember our first spring break down in Daytona?
That lil' prick from Texas
Tried to touch ya and I broke that fucker's hand

You laughed it off and we got slushy puppies
Best day of my life, you fell asleep in my arms
You used to like that tough guy act
Now you say that we're falling apart

You say I ain't never listening, that I'm working too long and too hard
Well, if Terry moves up, then I move up, babe
Then you wouldn't even have to work no more
We can get you that champagne colored car

I can see you in the backyard with a leopard-skin bikini
Got an in-ground, not that trailer park shit
Invite all your sisters over for little parties
Drinkin' Cabernet Sauvignon, fancy cheeses, and tiny dips

Baby, this might be the whiskey talking
But you were the best decision I ever made
I hope you can read all this through my chicken scratch
You know I just couldn't say it to your face

Couldn't tell ya that the bank called
Didn't have the heart to tell ya I might lose the truck
Not even a pitcher full of daiquiris, baby
Help how bad I've fucked it up

And hey, Sandra, now the bar's about to close
Why don't you leave the door unlocked?
Think I'm ready to come home
Hey, Sandra

Hey, Sandra