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If I moved to LA I’d be suicidal If I moved that far away From where I grew as a child I think I’d test my fate Drive off the interstate If I moved to LA But left in a hurry I could easily be replaced By twenty girls just like me I’d let them have my life They could fix it up real nice The east coast has weather Yeah that’s what I know I don’t trust December Without snow or the cold I don’t like the cars How close people are But they’re so far away If I ever head west I’ll put on a dress And I’ll die in LA If I move to LA San Fernando Valley Where the people always pay So much to be unhappy The hills are burning down They’re hiding in the ground The east coast has weather Yeah that’s what I know I don’t trust December Without snow or the cold I don’t like the cars How close people are But they’re so far away If I ever head west I’ll put on a dress And I’ll die in LA If I moved to LA And my mother calls me I haven’t heard from you for days How come you make me worry I hope that I don’t change Into someone she didn’t raise The east coast has weather Yeah that’s what I know I don’t trust December Without snow or the cold I don’t like the cars How close people are But they’re so far away If I ever head west I’ll put on a dress And I’ll die in LA