La

If I moved to LA

I’d be suicidal

If I moved that far away

From where I grew as a child

I think I’d test my fate

Drive off the interstate

If I moved to LA

But left in a hurry

I could easily be replaced

By twenty girls just like me

I’d let them have my life

They could fix it up real nice

The east coast has weather

Yeah that’s what I know

I don’t trust December

Without snow or the cold

I don’t like the cars

How close people are

But they’re so far away

If I ever head west

I’ll put on a dress

And I’ll die in LA

If I move to LA

San Fernando Valley

Where the people always pay

So much to be unhappy

The hills are burning down

They’re hiding in the ground

The east coast has weather

Yeah that’s what I know

I don’t trust December

Without snow or the cold

I don’t like the cars

How close people are

But they’re so far away

If I ever head west

I’ll put on a dress

And I’ll die in LA

If I moved to LA

And my mother calls me

I haven’t heard from you for days

How come you make me worry

I hope that I don’t change

Into someone she didn’t raise

The east coast has weather

Yeah that’s what I know

I don’t trust December

Without snow or the cold

I don’t like the cars

How close people are

But they’re so far away

If I ever head west

I’ll put on a dress

And I’ll die in LA