Last Laugh

[Verse 1] I'm landlord of the amp cord, priest to the beats Preach to the choir, set fire to the streets [?] torture rap, ya weak rat Put space in your bars, control alt delete that Heimlich flow, it got you choked up Wanna copy something, come and paste these nuts Fool me once then shame on you Second time around that joke's on rue Ever wanted whoever get it whoever gotta Whoever pumped it, whoever cocked it, whoever shot 'er Body shape you 'till your bones are like maracas Dre with the game, drunk on vodka playing docta Now that's an image for the mind, I'm picture perfect in my prime We can scrimmage for the line Man I'm in it for the grime, and I'm in it for the shine And you in it when it crime, and you in it for... fine [Sample] People heading away from town with all their belongings That earth-shattering sound must be what they're fleeing from Like giant footsteps in the distance I'm on the right track [Verse 2] I'm like a pistol wielding poacher For all of you culture vultures Snapping your girls over the shoulder, boulder holder Told you they figure they bigger? Dig a bigger ditch, beat him with a brick 'Till all of his limbs twitch (He's still alive) Grind on his bitch, 'till the DJ yells switch I'm a fat carved in stone, who's carving out an itch You itch for the scratch Ain't no cure for your poems Ain't no future to be had, from no cubicle walls Poor disgruntled workers, seen his boss' neck and choke it Wrote his will on the back of a pack of post-its On that note, I regret to inform his closest Friends and family, his future now is hopeless Light at the end of the tunnel, you niggas should focus Cause what's coming, trust me, you can't afford not to notice Y'all finished, I'm just getting started Hear y'all rhyme my heart starts to harden [Outro] The sounds ear-shattering, almost on top of me, and coming closer; It's deafening! A giant rampaging robot is controlled, seemingly encased within his head assembly. There's no escape from it. Nothing stops it It's walking right past me