(verse one)
I'm here at my grandmothers house, where I'm cat sitting for her while she's in the hospital. Now I don't know if her white pussy is nocturnal or what, but I keep hearing these strange sounds coming from the kitchen.
(verse two)
Holy shit, its the Slenderman! And he's cooking hotdogs on the stove.
(verse three)
HEY YOU HUNGRY HOME INVADER, STOP RAIDING OUR REFRIGERATOR! YIKES, HE JUST WHACKED ME WITH A WARM WIENER, TWICE! WAIT, YOU AIN'T GOT LIPS, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU EAT POTATO CHIPS!? WHOA, KNOCK IT OFF YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH, STOP STEALING OUR FOOD, AND BUY A FRICKING SANDWICH! YOU BONEY BASTARD! LOOK AT THIS PLACE, ITS A DISASTER!
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