Lighterless

If I can get this hanger through the window of my car, I'll never leave my house again For anything I swear. Pacing in the driveway, I'm the nemesis of fun With soggy hot dog buns From spilling warm beer in my trunk. Throwing down my jacket as I walk inside I send a cloudy CD case flying off the side Of a dresser from Ikea that I can't get right God, I swear it's missing pieces I could choke someone I guess you can come over If you're really dry But I'm not really trying to go out tonight I've had a really shitty day, I'd rather take some time To just pound zinfandel by myself and unwind. Remind me of the last time That we hung out, was it sick?" I don't remember anything, not a glimpse of it) And I would rather re-up Than hear about your kids, But I hope that y'all are doing Just as great as I expect you're doing. 'P' got me some gifts because she's super tight. I'm lighterless relying on the stove for a light, But I don't really care these are my favorite nights When I can sit on my ass and respond to no one I guess you can come over if you're really dry, But I'm not really trying to go out tonight. No, with my clammy fingers grabbing every crumb that I find I could sit around here for the rest of my life If I can get this hanger through the window of my car, I'll never leave my house again For anything I swear. Pacing in the driveway, I'm the nemesis of fun With soggy hot dog buns From spilling warm beer in my trunk.