Norton

Norton is a mummy's boy, Norton's very clever Norton's very good at sport in the nicer weather Norton is a pretty boy, Norton is a sissy Norton's got a lovely girl, now isn't that a pity? Norton is a daddy's boy, Norton joined the Army He thought they'd make a man of him--he must be bloody barmy! Truck on! 22431333, Private Norton reporting for duty, sir! A-jolly good, Norton, recommend a commission, Sergeant! Sir! About turn! Left, right, left, right Left, right, left, right... Norton's still a pansy boy, Norton's still a pet And if he gave me half a chance, I'd wring his bleedin' neck! I love you, Norton Right on!