Norton

Norton is a mummy's boy, Norton's very clever

Norton's very good at sport in the nicer weather

Norton is a pretty boy, Norton is a sissy

Norton's got a lovely girl, now isn't that a pity?

Norton is a daddy's boy, Norton joined the Army

He thought they'd make a man of him--he must be bloody barmy!

Truck on!

22431333, Private Norton reporting for duty, sir!

A-jolly good, Norton, recommend a commission, Sergeant!

Sir! About turn!

Left, right, left, right

Left, right, left, right...

Norton's still a pansy boy, Norton's still a pet

And if he gave me half a chance, I'd wring his bleedin' neck!

I love you, Norton

Right on!