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Return Policy Lyrics — Militarie Gun | Dork

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Militarie Gun
Return Policy Lyrics

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Return Policy

From Life Under The Gun2023

Written by Ian Shelton

Lyrics

Return Policy

Hold me close, push me off a cliff Who I am or who I hurt And what do I want from them? Why can't I see such entanglements in advance of a plot That I'm about to live Don't see no sidestep wide left, no It's always headfirst when I go And I'm waitin' Still waitin' for a sign To complain In hindsight it was a lie Inconspicuous plot I should have flee'd And I end up asking what's wrong with me? A hostile end, you're left to freeze And you'll end up asking what's wrong with me? And I'm waitin' Still waitin' for a sign To complain In hindsight it was a lie Don't see no way back Don't see no way And I'm waitin' Still waitin' for a sign To complain In hindsight it was a lie

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About this track

"Return Policy" is a song by Militarie Gun from the album Life Under The Gun, released in 2023. The song was written by Ian Shelton.

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