Prada 2016

[Intro: Lisa Schultz] Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada The controversial internet sensation That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is "With the economy in the toilet, what would you and your campaign do to fix it?" [Verse 1: Miss Prada] Now, listen up America Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive Kill everyone now, you won't survive Our national anthem is Britney Spears You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears Instead of math, we'd teach kids to dip There is no gender, sex means shit Madonna fans are the upper class And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle Oh, and tampons are illegal [Interlude: Lisa Schultz] Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Prada Now, America's second question is "If you were inaugurated tomorrow, what would your first day in the White House be like? What would you do? Who would you bring?" [Verse 2: Miss Prada] Chris Brown is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can I'd let Lindsay free, you can't fuck with me I'm taking Bill from Hillary All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large Drop out of school and disrespect your parents Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent I climb the poles, they poke my holes Chris Christy can lick my soles Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FIJI You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie On the money would be "I Love Lucy" Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough [Interlude: Lisa Schultz] Ah, impressive Now, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America" The voters would like to know, what would you do for them How would you ensure their happiness is as important as yours seems to be? [Verse 3: Miss Prada] I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass I'll drink your piss from a wine glass I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad I'll bring my mower and cut your grass I'll give your mother some compliments I'll boost your step daughter's confidence I'll come over to your house And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee He smells like bleach and warm pee And Jed Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke at a gay bar And Hilary? She's cool, whatever But does she have her shit together? How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? Bitch, you'll never [Interlude: Lisa Schultz] Very convincing argument Miss Joanne Prada, brava Now, do you have any last messages for voters? Make it count This is your last time to shine [Bridge: Miss Prada & Ayesha Erotica, Miss Prada] Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne Bitch, yes she can Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne Bitch, yes she can Vote or gag, vote or gag Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag Vote or gag, vote or gag Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag [Outro: Lisa Schultz] Ladies and gentlemen, that was Miss Joanne Prada For the Democratic Party 2016 Make sure you get out there and register, folks It's your country and your opinion is what makes it