Prada 2016

[Intro: Lisa Schultz]

Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news

We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada

The controversial internet sensation

That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide

Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is

"With the economy in the toilet, what would you and your campaign do to fix it?"

[Verse 1: Miss Prada]

Now, listen up America

Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya

I'd give free drugs to trade and tricks

I'd pop my pussy for celery sticks

I'd drink and drive, fuck being alive

Kill everyone now, you won't survive

Our national anthem is Britney Spears

You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears

Instead of math, we'd teach kids to dip

There is no gender, sex means shit

Madonna fans are the upper class

And taxes? Bitch, you can kiss my ass

Everyone gets on EBT, the only channel is BET

I'd burn The White House and kill the eagle

Oh, and tampons are illegal

[Interlude: Lisa Schultz]

Ah, a fine answer indeed, Miss Prada

Now, America's second question is

"If you were inaugurated tomorrow, what would your first day in the White House be like? What would you do? Who would you bring?"

[Verse 2: Miss Prada]

Chris Brown is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can

I'd let Lindsay free, you can't fuck with me

I'm taking Bill from Hillary

All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large

Drop out of school and disrespect your parents

Am I gonna win? Bitch, it's apparent

I climb the poles, they poke my holes

Chris Christy can lick my soles

Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FIJI

You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie

On the money would be "I Love Lucy"

Every pet would be a fur coat, every day would be a furlough

[Interlude: Lisa Schultz]

Ah, impressive

Now, as the quote "Baddest tranny in America"

The voters would like to know, what would you do for them

How would you ensure their happiness is as important as yours seems to be?

[Verse 3: Miss Prada]

I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass

I'll drink your piss from a wine glass

I'll fuck your dad, I'll fuck you bad

I'll bring my mower and cut your grass

I'll give your mother some compliments

I'll boost your step daughter's confidence

I'll come over to your house

And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond and junk

Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee

He smells like bleach and warm pee

And Jed Bush is a retard, he looks like a dyke at a gay bar

And Hilary? She's cool, whatever

But does she have her shit together?

How many licks does it take 'til you get to the center of Prada? Bitch, you'll never

[Interlude: Lisa Schultz]

Very convincing argument Miss Joanne Prada, brava

Now, do you have any last messages for voters? Make it count

This is your last time to shine

[Bridge: Miss Prada & Ayesha Erotica, Miss Prada]

Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada

Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada

Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne

Bitch, yes she can

Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada

Vote for Prada, bitch, vote for Prada

Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne

Bitch, yes she can

Vote or gag, vote or gag

Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag

Vote or gag, vote or gag

Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag

[Outro: Lisa Schultz]

Ladies and gentlemen, that was Miss Joanne Prada

For the Democratic Party 2016

Make sure you get out there and register, folks

It's your country and your opinion is what makes it