Horrorscope

Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde! Can't date ya, gotta wait until Saturday Hot sex with a Gemini in '85 Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why Every night I read my horoscope and cry Leo! Virgo! Don't go outside, don't go outside Pisces! Libra! Don't even try, don't even try The moon is full But my mood's down low My heart says yes But my chart says no Horoscope blues, astrology abuse, the planets are confused And everyone's gonna Lose Cancer! Prancer! Don't go outside, don't go outside Dasher! Dancer! Don't even try, don't even try The moon is full But my mood's down low My heart says yes But my chart says no Oh no, I think that Mars is in retrograde! Can't date ya, gotta wait until Saturday Hot sex with a Gemini in '85 Had a rumble with a Capricorn, I don't know why Oh no, everything is in retrograde! Slapped a Virgo 'cause I forgot to burn my sage Car broke down when I smooched that little Gemini Skinny-dippin' with my super fly Pisces guy Every night I read my horoscope and cry