Sorority Girls

I'll do whatever it takes to be a Balboa girl Alpha Beta, delta Placenta Zita Smegma Alfalfa Hey, hey, hey Girls, let's all look the same And act really fucking stupid 'Cause they like us that way Hey, hey, hey, boys, let's go to the frat party The theme's white people, get your roofies ready Shoot their parent's money away And act like assholes every day Wanna take a stroll, down Greek Row Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros Got their brand-new polos on, yeah Wanna spew a little on everyone, wow Hurl, hurl, hurl, on sorority girls I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl, on sorority girls I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes I just wanna ruin the day in a particular way Wanna take a stroll, down Greek Row Find the biggest pack of brainless female drones Got their brand-new whatever's on, yeah I wanna spew a little on everyone, waa-ooh Waa-ooh, waa-ooh Wanna, wanna spew on you (alpha-falfa) Greatest fuckin' football dudes (delta-trelta) I'm a little kangaroo (gamma-jamma) Wanna, wanna fuckin' puke and spew on you