Blistering Blue Barnacles

I never was an easy child I had a lot of fights at school The careers adviser said to me Here's what I think you should do: Now you could be a sailor or Maybe you could have your own ship If you had an oil tanker You wouldn't have to take no shit I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge Then you're a galley slave I sailed across the ocean, blue I traveled round the seven seas And up the coast of So-ma-li-a Some pirates boarded me And after about half an hour The stupid motherfuckers knew That when they tried to board my vessel They bit off more than they could ever chew I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge Then you're a galley slave This deck, it will not wash itself So get down on your knees The sails they will not raise themselves So get up in the breeze Your back it will not whip itself So bare your shoulders, please My balls they will not wash themselves So get down on your knees I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge Then you're a galley slave I am the captain of this ship And I will be obeyed If you're not standing on the bridge You must be a galley slave Row You maggot-ridden dogs Row