Baseball

A man is sitting with a chip on his shoulder He knows what he missed, it's the place he belongs On the south of the border, the front of the line Between the sand and the sea It’s the place to be, be, be Oh yeah Better than baseball Better than baseball, baby Better than baseball (Better than baseball) Better than baseball, baby The light's green at every stop As he heads for the highway Yeah he heads for the highway He pulls up at a friend's who he’s known for a long time They pack up their bags and go on their way The pitcher and pornstar two peas in a pod Stepping out onto the scene Before they make the girls scream, scream, scream Oh yeah Better than baseball Better than baseball, baby Better than baseball (Better than baseball) Better than baseball, baby He meets a woman and her name is Amanda She wiggled her hips and blew him a kiss He asked for her name and then their lips touched each others' Before they started to dance Dance, dance, dance Better than baseball Better than baseball, baby Better than Better than Better than Better than It's better than a homerun It's better than a homerun It's better than a homerun It's better than a homerun It's better than baseball