Baseball

A man is sitting with a chip on his shoulder

He knows what he missed, it's the place he belongs

On the south of the border, the front of the line

Between the sand and the sea

It’s the place to be, be, be

Oh yeah

Better than baseball

Better than baseball, baby

Better than baseball (Better than baseball)

Better than baseball, baby

The light's green at every stop

As he heads for the highway

Yeah he heads for the highway

He pulls up at a friend's who he’s known for a long time

They pack up their bags and go on their way

The pitcher and pornstar two peas in a pod

Stepping out onto the scene

Before they make the girls scream, scream, scream

Oh yeah

Better than baseball

Better than baseball, baby

Better than baseball (Better than baseball)

Better than baseball, baby

He meets a woman and her name is Amanda

She wiggled her hips and blew him a kiss

He asked for her name and then their lips touched each others'

Before they started to dance

Dance, dance, dance

Better than baseball

Better than baseball, baby

Better than

Better than

Better than

Better than

It's better than a homerun

It's better than a homerun

It's better than a homerun

It's better than a homerun

It's better than baseball