King Leer

[Verse 1] Your boyfriend, he Went down on one knee Well, could it be He's only got one knee? I tried to surprise you With Vodka Or, Tizer I can't quite remember But you didn't thank me You didn't even thank me Because you never do [Verse 2] Your boyfriend, he Has the gift of the gab Or, could it be The gift of the grab? I tried to surprise you I lay down beside you And nothing much happened And you didn't phone me You didn't even phone me Because it's not your style To dial [Verse 3] Your boyfriend, he Has displayed to me More than just A real hint of cruelty I tried to surprise you I crept up behind you With a homeless chihuahua You cooed for an hour You handed him back and said "You'll never guess I'm bored now!"