King Leer

[Verse 1]

Your boyfriend, he

Went down on one knee

Well, could it be

He's only got one knee?

I tried to surprise you

With Vodka

Or, Tizer

I can't quite remember

But you didn't thank me

You didn't even thank me

Because you never do

[Verse 2]

Your boyfriend, he

Has the gift of the gab

Or, could it be

The gift of the grab?

I tried to surprise you

I lay down beside you

And nothing much happened

And you didn't phone me

You didn't even phone me

Because it's not your style

To dial

[Verse 3]

Your boyfriend, he

Has displayed to me

More than just

A real hint of cruelty

I tried to surprise you

I crept up behind you

With a homeless chihuahua

You cooed for an hour

You handed him back and said

"You'll never guess

I'm bored now!"