A Sentimental Song

When was the last time you drew a picture? When was the last time you touched a leaf? When was the last time you tasted raindrops? Your tongue, on your big long tongue When was the last time you bought a hotdog? When was the last time you swam in a pond? When was the last time you climbed a lamp post? Like a monkey with a prehensile tail When was the last time you wrote a limerick? When was the last time you told a lie? Why is there a picture of a penis on your fridge door? It makes me feel awkward whenever I'm in your kitchen When was the last time you ate a donut? When was the last time you whistled a tune? When was the last time you tortured a spider? And pulled off its legs and ate it to impress your friends