My New Robot

[Part I] [Verse 1] It's a lonely cup of coffee 'Cause my baby's gone Someone has to work I know that's true [Verse 2] Carpenters bring ladders I bring love to you Their working day beginnin' Under skies of blue [Verse 3] Is just now getting started And I'm sittin' under a tree Singin' a song And thinkin' of you [Verse 4] My life has been so lucky The package has arrived I got my new robot From Amazon.com [Verse 5] Unpacking it now I have a sense of pride I'm going online To program it for you [Part II] POWERING ON Things have changed Welcome to: (Your name) House, Home Swipe your card When you enter your pin number My owner is not available Please enjoy your stay Leave magnetic articles In the plastic bin marked Visitor in grey For color blind visitors Please refer to parameters To enter your new seven digit password That must contain at least one numeric character And your mother's maiden name Please feel free It's just an exercise Your media is already chosen Based on your habits POWERING OFF