My New Robot

[Part I]

[Verse 1]

It's a lonely cup of coffee

'Cause my baby's gone

Someone has to work

I know that's true

[Verse 2]

Carpenters bring ladders

I bring love to you

Their working day beginnin'

Under skies of blue

[Verse 3]

Is just now getting started

And I'm sittin' under a tree

Singin' a song

And thinkin' of you

[Verse 4]

My life has been so lucky

The package has arrived

I got my new robot

From Amazon.com

[Verse 5]

Unpacking it now

I have a sense of pride

I'm going online

To program it for you

[Part II]

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