Rated X

Well, if you've been a married woman And things didn't seem to work out Well, divorce is the key to bein' loose and free But you're gonna be talked about Everybody knows that you've loved once And they think you'll love again You can't have a male friend if you're a has-been Or a woman rated X And if you're rated X, you're some kind of gold Even men turning silver try to make But I think it's wrong to judge every picture If a cheap camera makes a mistake And when your best friend's husband says to you You've sure started lookin' good You should've known he would and he would if he could And he will, if you're rated X Well, nobody knows where you're goin' But they sure know where you've been And all they're thinking of is your experience of love All their minds eat up with sin The women all look at you like you're bad And the men all hope you are But if you go too far, you're gonna wear the scar Of a woman rated X And if you're rated X, you're some kind of gold Even men turning silver try to make But I think it's wrong to judge every picture If a cheap camera makes a mistake And when your best friend's husband says to you You've sure started lookin' good You should've known he would and he would if he could And he will, if you're rated X You should've known he would and he would if he could And he will, if you're rated X