Rated X

Well, if you've been a married woman

And things didn't seem to work out

Well, divorce is the key to bein' loose and free

But you're gonna be talked about

Everybody knows that you've loved once

And they think you'll love again

You can't have a male friend if you're a has-been

Or a woman rated X

And if you're rated X, you're some kind of gold

Even men turning silver try to make

But I think it's wrong to judge every picture

If a cheap camera makes a mistake

And when your best friend's husband says to you

You've sure started lookin' good

You should've known he would and he would if he could

And he will, if you're rated X

Well, nobody knows where you're goin'

But they sure know where you've been

And all they're thinking of is your experience of love

All their minds eat up with sin

The women all look at you like you're bad

And the men all hope you are

But if you go too far, you're gonna wear the scar

Of a woman rated X

And if you're rated X, you're some kind of gold

Even men turning silver try to make

But I think it's wrong to judge every picture

If a cheap camera makes a mistake

And when your best friend's husband says to you

You've sure started lookin' good

You should've known he would and he would if he could

And he will, if you're rated X

You should've known he would and he would if he could

And he will, if you're rated X