Fuck It Then

[Cedric walks up the stairs, goes into the house & shuts the door] [La La:] Where have you been? [Cedric:] Damn, dam girl. Why didn't you tell me the elevator was broke? [La La:] What took you so long? [Cedric:] Had to climb 3, 4 flights of steps. What's up? [La La:] All I asked you to do was to get the Nellyville CD [Cedric:] Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it [La La:] How hard was that? [Cedric:] Why you actin' mad? I'm the one runnin' around lookin' for the album... [La La:] Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your Ass. I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy... [Cedric:] What you mean it took so long? I've only been gone for...shit what? 1, 2, 3 hours, I wasn't even gone for that long [La La:] What you had to go to St. Louis to get the muthafuckin' CD? [Cedric:] Okay, okay look baby, I got it, just calm down [La La:] What was so hard about that? [Cedric:] Drink some champaign [La La:] I don't want no damn champaign. Where's is the Nellyville? [Cedric:] Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that ass...(sniffles) [La La:] Whatever. Where's the CD? [Cedric:] Everybody just chill out, ya know what I mean? yeah I got the Nelly for you. Yeah, I got it I'm gonna put this on... yeah, I hope you don't mind the clean version [La La:] The clean version?! [Cedric:] What? [La La:] What?! [Cedric:] Man, this is all they had [La La:] What you think this is rated PG? [Cedric:] Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody Don't you worry about the cussin' [La La:] You think we at the Prom... What the fuck is wrong wit you? [Cedric:] There's gonna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in... [La La:] Whatever. You know what? Where's mah shit at? Get me outta this small ass, hot ass apartment anyways! [Cedric:] Where your goin"? Oh, so your just gonna leave me like that! [La La:] Where's is mah shit? Gimme mah coat, I'm ready to go Man: Oh. So your just gonna Nsync a bro, Your just... [La La:] BYE! [Cedric:] Well go ahead & just go. & the truth remains. Your Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall down them stairs, you & your gucci shoes!