Fuck It Then

[Cedric walks up the stairs, goes into the house & shuts the door]

[La La:] Where have you been?

[Cedric:] Damn, dam girl. Why didn't you tell me the elevator was broke?

[La La:] What took you so long?

[Cedric:] Had to climb 3, 4 flights of steps. What's up?

[La La:] All I asked you to do was to get the Nellyville CD

[Cedric:] Yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it, I got it

[La La:] How hard was that?

[Cedric:] Why you actin' mad? I'm the one runnin' around lookin' for the album...

[La La:] Because I've been in this apartment for a long time waitin' on your

Ass. I don't watch Jenny Jones, Montel, Judge Judy...

[Cedric:] What you mean it took so long? I've only been gone for...shit what? 1, 2, 3 hours, I wasn't even gone for that long

[La La:] What you had to go to St. Louis to get the muthafuckin' CD?

[Cedric:] Okay, okay look baby, I got it, just calm down

[La La:] What was so hard about that?

[Cedric:] Drink some champaign

[La La:] I don't want no damn champaign. Where's is the Nellyville?

[Cedric:] Sayin' bubble bath, Gettin' it on, I hit that ass...(sniffles)

[La La:] Whatever. Where's the CD?

[Cedric:] Everybody just chill out, ya know what I mean? yeah I got the Nelly for you. Yeah, I got it

I'm gonna put this on... yeah, I hope you don't mind the clean version

[La La:] The clean version?!

[Cedric:] What?

[La La:] What?!

[Cedric:] Man, this is all they had

[La La:] What you think this is rated PG?

[Cedric:] Look baby, look I can cuss, I can cuss for everybody

Don't you worry about the cussin'

[La La:] You think we at the Prom... What the fuck is wrong wit you?

[Cedric:] There's gonna be plenty of bad words sayin' up in...

[La La:] Whatever. You know what? Where's mah shit at? Get me outta this small ass, hot ass apartment anyways!

[Cedric:] Where your goin"? Oh, so your just gonna leave me like that!

[La La:] Where's is mah shit? Gimme mah coat, I'm ready to go

Man: Oh. So your just gonna Nsync a bro, Your just...

[La La:] BYE!

[Cedric:] Well go ahead & just go. & the truth remains. Your

Hey, that's arite-Cause I hope you fall down them stairs, you & your gucci shoes!