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Lazer Gun by N.E.R.D.

Lyrics

N.E.R.D.

Lazer Gun

From Seeing Sounds2008

Written by Pharrell Williams

Produced by The Neptunes

Lyrics

Lazer Gun

[Verse 1: Pharrell Williams]

Yeah... so much sound like dirt today

Turn on the radio and it make you thirst away

Like a dumb bitch lookin' for nerds today

Or like good food, dig in ya' purse to pay

Sometime it make me so sad, like the worst of days

This industry makin' cash while the Earth decay

Then I seen a little Black boy with a shirt, that say

"Don't you miss the fuckin' classics like Purple Rain?

You need something to cool you off

Man, my beat like a bitch, 'cause you in your car

It shine bright like the night and the moon and the stars

And I wake up and make more by noon tomorrow

Now, the critics ask, will we be dumbing it down?

Says "N*E*R*D is not coming around"

What? Sit and watch you use some of the sound?

If I catch you, when I see you, I'm gunnin' it down (Yo...)

Because

[Hook: Pharrell Williams, (Shay)]

I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

About this track

"Lazer Gun" is a song by N.E.R.D. from the album Seeing Sounds, released in 2008. The song was written by Pharrell Williams. It was produced by The Neptunes.

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  • Andrew Coleman— 749 credits as songwriter →
  • The Neptunes— 705 credits as songwriter & producer →
  • Bernie Grundman— 1,617 credits as songwriter →

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C'mon... I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (Yeah, the lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

[Verse 2: Shay]

What'd you expect? It's the reemergence

Loosen ya neck, shorty, get to jerkin'

You rockin' with the best, and that's for certain

It's almost like your ears are now virgin

Ready, fresh, wet for insertion

It's like your first time with In Search in

Except it screws you like you're sippin' syrup in

Now, mami, close your eyes, like curtains

Hmm... no crew cooler than ours

We be tearin' down shows from the Moon to Mars

They ain't your future, what, you think they could rule tomorrow?

That's like Larry Bird comin' to school Jabbar

You should be happy, that should be news to ya'll

Like a little boy hearin' "No school tomorrow"

That's the point, ain't no beatin' or runnin' around

Violate me, when I see you, I'm gunnin' it down

[Hook: Pharrell Williams, (Shay)]

Yo... I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

C'mon... I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (Yeah, the lazer gun-carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

One more time, c'mon!

I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (Yeah, the lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

[Verse 3: Pharrell]

I am a product of Flex

A product of Clue

A product of Interscope

A product of you

A product of my parents, my little brother too

A product of Cam

A product of Gnu

So the beat gotta be like stealthin' Darth

I mean, the beat gotta knock ya helmet off

Knock you crab ass niggas who's shells are soft

Show you're pussy and you only do well at talk

I kill pussy, kill beats, kill real word

I can't decide, am I Lucas or Spielberg?

They pay at night to see me ignite the TV

'Cause I'm bright like the finger that lights on E.T.

(Bling) In a flash, your sun, it went down

Didn't want to see it, but you confrontin' it now

Draw your line in the sand, 'til you done, in the ground

And if a nigga step 'cross, thinkin' gunnin' it down

And tell 'em

[Hook: Pharrell Williams, (Shay)]

I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

C'mon... I am the lazer gun-carryin' (The lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' (Yeah, the lazer gun carryin')

The lazer gun-carryin' Milky Way master

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