God's Hotel

Everybody's got a room (room) Everybody's got a room (room) Everybody's got a room In God's Hotel Everybody's got a room (room) You'll never see the sign hanging on the door Saying "There ain't no rooms available here any more" Everybody's got wings (wings) Everybody's got wings (wings) Everybody's got wings In God's Hotel Everybody's got wings (wings) You'll never see a sign hanging on the door Saying "At no time may both feet leave the floor in this hotel any more" Everybody got a harp (harp) Everybody got a harp (harp) Everybody's got a harp In God's Hotel Everybody's got a harp (harp) You'll never see the sign hanging on the wall Saying "There ain't no harp playing allowed in here anymore" Everybody holds a hand (hand) Everybody holds a hand (holds a hand) Everybody holds a hand In God's Hotel Everybody holds a hand (hand) You'll never see a sign hanging on the door Saying "There's absolutely no hold handing in this hotel anymore" Everybody is blind (blind) Everybody is dumb (dumb) Everybody's dumb and blind In God's Hotel Everybody is blind (blind) You'll never see a sign hanging on the door Because blind people can't see anyway in that hotel anymore Everybody is deaf (deaf, what?) Everybody is deaf (what'd he say?) Everybody is deaf In God's Hotel Everybody is deaf You'll never see a sign hanging on the bathroom wall Saying "There's no deaf people allowed in here anymore" Everybody plays piano Everybody plays piano Everybody plays piano In God's Hotel Everybody plays piano You'll never see a sign hanging on the door Everybody got heaven (heaven?) Everybody got heaven (heaven?) Everybody got heaven In God's Hotel Everybody got heaven (heaven?) You'll never see a sign scribbled on the toilet wall Saying "Rosie will get you heaven, dial 68664"