God's Hotel

Everybody's got a room (room)

Everybody's got a room (room)

Everybody's got a room

In God's Hotel

Everybody's got a room (room)

You'll never see the sign hanging on the door

Saying "There ain't no rooms available here any more"

Everybody's got wings (wings)

Everybody's got wings (wings)

Everybody's got wings

In God's Hotel

Everybody's got wings (wings)

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door

Saying "At no time may both feet leave the floor in this hotel any more"

Everybody got a harp (harp)

Everybody got a harp (harp)

Everybody's got a harp

In God's Hotel

Everybody's got a harp (harp)

You'll never see the sign hanging on the wall

Saying "There ain't no harp playing allowed in here anymore"

Everybody holds a hand (hand)

Everybody holds a hand (holds a hand)

Everybody holds a hand

In God's Hotel

Everybody holds a hand (hand)

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door

Saying "There's absolutely no hold handing in this hotel anymore"

Everybody is blind (blind)

Everybody is dumb (dumb)

Everybody's dumb and blind

In God's Hotel

Everybody is blind (blind)

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door

Because blind people can't see anyway in that hotel anymore

Everybody is deaf (deaf, what?)

Everybody is deaf (what'd he say?)

Everybody is deaf

In God's Hotel

Everybody is deaf

You'll never see a sign hanging on the bathroom wall

Saying "There's no deaf people allowed in here anymore"

Everybody plays piano

Everybody plays piano

Everybody plays piano

In God's Hotel

Everybody plays piano

You'll never see a sign hanging on the door

Everybody got heaven (heaven?)

Everybody got heaven (heaven?)

Everybody got heaven

In God's Hotel

Everybody got heaven (heaven?)

You'll never see a sign scribbled on the toilet wall

Saying "Rosie will get you heaven, dial 68664"