Got the jersey of a random team
And the dodgy ring made my finger green
I tried buy the new Céline but my card declined
And I need the jeans, like
Like, what's all the fuss about?
Just come round here we can talk it out
She said, "Boy, what are you talkin' 'bout"
"We're in the library and you're talking loud"
I've been sat in the sun all day
And I think it faded my tee
I've been up since half past six
And I still haven't brushed my teeth
I was out till the sunrise last night
Almost hit a PB on the half-pipe
Have no clue where I woke up, alright
Battery's dead and it's been like that all night
The bar that I go to barred me
I'll go to the next one, plus three
Everyone got in but me
They didn't believe it's my ID
Your friends all in there but you
The SG guards, they're, oh, so rude
Bouncer pushing me, shouting, "Just move"
But bouncer, please, I'm telling the truth
She told me, "Shut up mate, can you just entertain me"
I'm five minutes late
She's pissed off 'cause I've got her waiting
Just call me
You got my number
Can't call you, you blocked my number
You got my number
You blocked my number
You got my number
You blocked my number
I'm inside barbers getting fades
I'm in nightclubs selling shades
I'm in Albert Square and he got one line
So I'm stood here shouting, "Stace'"
Go ahead lad and do the math
I've spent all of my cash in cafes
I'd look awesome wearing drag
And I look awesome dressed in plaid
I'm a taxi bumper
Bang on drummer
Prank call boys with an unknown number
Awful runner and a stolen Hummer on the M25 and a faded jumper
Paid for Beamer, Nurofen dealer
Could probably score against fourteen keepers
Skate for Creature, Bluetooth speaker
Played the greatest hits and they're from Justin Bieber
She told me, "Shut up mate, can you just entertain me"
I'm five minutes late
She's pissed off 'cause I've got her waiting
Just call me
You got my number
Can't call you, you blocked my number
You got my number
You blocked my number
You got my number
You blocked my number
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