Why’s This Dealer?

Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here for thirty mins Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here, I need my things I'm outside Pets at Home tryna find my dealer He's in a Vauxhall Zafira, custom rims and a half-a-litre engine But I just keep forgetting I kinda wanna bell him but I've already belled him He gets annoyed with how much I bell him I just wanna tell him, what is the ETA? I've been here pretending to be on my phone I've got zero data I'm scrolling notes Pets at Home but they don't let pets in I spent fifteen minutes on settings I'm in Dunelm just looking at bedding For a single bed that I rent in Epping I'm dreading for him to come but don't wanna text him Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here for thirty mins Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here, I need my things Where's this guy, man? Let's get to it, like What the fuck is he doing? I see him speeding, driving fast Overtaking cars like Max n' Lewis Should I mention dangerous driving? I think I'll just remind him He almost killed the guy behind him But he sells things that I need buying He says, "Sorry to keep you waiting, I understand that it's raining" I said, "No need to explain it I know that your job is draining" He said, "Nah man, I'm not complaining I've been sat at home just gaming The new God of War's amazing and I've been dabbling in—" Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here for thirty mins Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here, I need my things Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here for thirty mins Why's this dealer taking the piss? I've been standing here, I need my things