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[Intro] You don't love me If you loved me, you wouldn't be calling me Tuesday You'd be calling my name, Shanice, not fucking Tuesday You call my phone, you're asking for Tuesday What the fuck is that? Who is Tuesday? You see, the problem started when my Tuesday bitch wanted a Friday slot And I gave it to her Now I got Friday beefing with Thursday Tuesday's got beef with Wednesday now, it's all mad [Verse 1] My Monday chick Supermodel, always comes through on some runway shit, uh Got me stalling like my car was in clutch Probably woulda locked her down, but she parties too much Tuesday got more breast than Kentucky Airhead, but she give the best sucky-sucky (Yeah) Wednesday got a man who plays for Chelsea Away games, she always FaceTimes me, taking selfies Thursday's on the 'Gram looking rich and sexy Got an AP on, but her fridge is empty, uh (If I'm lyin', I'm dyin') I told Friday what we could've had But she just wanna take man for a sugar dad (Fuckin' gold digger) I spend my weekends with the fam So don't judge me like I'm speaking on the stand 'Cause all my hoes is a ten And next week, I'll do it all over again [Chorus] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Uh) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (It's that nigga Nina with the Nina) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Yeah) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (All my ex girls, I love you same way, uh) [Verse 2] My Capricorn chick tries too much My scorpion chick always lies too much My Taurus chick's way too bossy My Sagittarius chick's always rolling with a new posse, uh I only fuck with my Libra chick when I'm high 'Cause she crazy like my chick that's a Gemini (Psycho) My Aquarius chick never shows me love My Aries chick just wants to hold a grudge, uh I love chilling with my Cancer chick But she got a temper, nearly made me crash my whip (Who you shoutin' at?) My Virgo chick's forever fussing And she's a know-it-all, you can't tell her nothing (Uh) My Leo chick stays by my side Thought I was bad, but she got way too much pride I been running through these lighties since the nineties Got these bitches in their feelings like a Pisces [Chorus] Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Uh) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (It's that nigga Nina with the Nina) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Yeah) Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (All my ex girls, I love you same way, uh) [Verse 3] I ain't waiting to beat Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week Babes, I don't repeat Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week She's sayin' I'm a cheat Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week She can stay if she's a freak Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week [Outro] It shouldn't matter the day of the week 'Cause if you like me, I'll make sure you're free If it's a Monday or Tuesday, weekdays or Sundays Oh, whatever I need, whatever I need Hello, yeah, it's Shanice Who? Shanice Who's that? It's fucking Tuesday, the fuck?