Calendar

[Intro]

You don't love me

If you loved me, you wouldn't be calling me Tuesday

You'd be calling my name, Shanice, not fucking Tuesday

You call my phone, you're asking for Tuesday

What the fuck is that? Who is Tuesday?

You see, the problem started when my Tuesday bitch wanted a Friday slot

And I gave it to her

Now I got Friday beefing with Thursday

Tuesday's got beef with Wednesday now, it's all mad

[Verse 1]

My Monday chick

Supermodel, always comes through on some runway shit, uh

Got me stalling like my car was in clutch

Probably woulda locked her down, but she parties too much

Tuesday got more breast than Kentucky

Airhead, but she give the best sucky-sucky (Yeah)

Wednesday got a man who plays for Chelsea

Away games, she always FaceTimes me, taking selfies

Thursday's on the 'Gram looking rich and sexy

Got an AP on, but her fridge is empty, uh (If I'm lyin', I'm dyin')

I told Friday what we could've had

But she just wanna take man for a sugar dad (Fuckin' gold digger)

I spend my weekends with the fam

So don't judge me like I'm speaking on the stand

'Cause all my hoes is a ten

And next week, I'll do it all over again

[Chorus]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Uh)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (It's that nigga Nina with the Nina)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Yeah)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (All my ex girls, I love you same way, uh)

[Verse 2]

My Capricorn chick tries too much

My scorpion chick always lies too much

My Taurus chick's way too bossy

My Sagittarius chick's always rolling with a new posse, uh

I only fuck with my Libra chick when I'm high

'Cause she crazy like my chick that's a Gemini (Psycho)

My Aquarius chick never shows me love

My Aries chick just wants to hold a grudge, uh

I love chilling with my Cancer chick

But she got a temper, nearly made me crash my whip (Who you shoutin' at?)

My Virgo chick's forever fussing

And she's a know-it-all, you can't tell her nothing (Uh)

My Leo chick stays by my side

Thought I was bad, but she got way too much pride

I been running through these lighties since the nineties

Got these bitches in their feelings like a Pisces

[Chorus]

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Uh)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (It's that nigga Nina with the Nina)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday (Yeah)

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday (All my ex girls, I love you same way, uh)

[Verse 3]

I ain't waiting to beat

Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week

Babes, I don't repeat

Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week

She's sayin' I'm a cheat

Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week

She can stay if she's a freak

Cah I got a different girl for every day of the week

[Outro]

It shouldn't matter the day of the week

'Cause if you like me, I'll make sure you're free

If it's a Monday or Tuesday, weekdays or Sundays

Oh, whatever I need, whatever I need

Hello, yeah, it's Shanice

Who?

Shanice

Who's that?

It's fucking Tuesday, the fuck?