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Floyd the Barber (Live) Lyrics — Nirvana | Dork

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Floyd the Barber (Live) Lyrics

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Floyd the Barber (Live)

From With the Lights Out2004

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Floyd the Barber (Live)

[Verse 1] I sense door clang, come on in Floyd observes my hairy chin Sit down chair, don't be afraid Steamed hot towel on my face [Chorus] I was shaved I was shaved I was shaved [Verse 2] I sense bell doors, come on in Pee-pee tell, I'm really scared Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip Pee-pee pressed against my lip [Chorus] I was shamed I was shamed I was shamed Get away [Guitar Solo] Uh I see [Verse 3] I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume They take turns and cut me up I die smothered, Andy’s butt [Chorus] I was shamеd I was shamed I was shamed

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"Floyd the Barber (Live)" is a song by Nirvana from the album With the Lights Out, released in 2004.

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