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With the Lights Out
Floyd the Barber (Live)

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Floyd the Barber (Live)

Release date: 23rd November 2004

From With the Lights Out

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"Floyd the Barber (Live)" is a track by Nirvana, from the album With the Lights Out, released 23rd November 2004. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about Nirvana.

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Lyrics

Floyd the Barber (Live)

[Verse 1]

I sense door clang, come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair, don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my face

[Chorus]

I was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved

[Verse 2]

I sense bell doors, come on in

Pee-pee tell, I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed against my lip

[Chorus]

I was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamed

Get away

[Guitar Solo]

Uh

I see

[Verse 3]

I sense others in the room

Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered, Andy’s butt

[Chorus]

I was shamеd

I was shamed

I was shamed

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Track details

From With the Lights Out

2004

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Album

With the Lights Out

Release year

2004

—Big Cheese (Live at Rhino Records)
—Return of the Rat
—Sappy
—School (Rehearsal)
—Anorexorcist (Live)
—Big Long Now (Rehearsal)
—Don’t Want It All (Solo Acoustic)
—Drain You (Demo)
—Floyd the Barber (Live)
—Endless, Nameless (1991 Radio Appearance)
—Grey Goose (Demo)
—Lithium (Live Solo Acoustic)
—Love Buzz (Rehearsal)
—Pen Cap Chew
—Where Did You Sleep Last Night? (Solo Acoustic)
—You Know You’re Right (Solo Acoustic Demo)
—Mrs. Butterworth
—Oh, the Guilt
—Dive (Demo)
—Breed (Rough Mix)
—Been a Son (Live Solo Acoustic)
—About a Girl (Rehearsal)
—Blandest
—Clean Up Before She Comes (Solo Acoustic)
—Raunchola / Moby Dick (Live)
—All Apologies (Home Demo)
—I Hate Myself and Want to Die (Demo)
—Polly (Demo)
—The Other Improv
—About A Girl (Home Demo)
—Smells Like Teen Spirit (Rehearsal Demo)
—Very Ape (Solo Acoustic)
—They Hung Him on a Cross (Demo)
—Scoff (Rehearsal)
—Smells Like Teen Spirit (Live at the O.K. Hotel)
—Territorial Pissings (Live at the O.K. Hotel)
—Milk It (Demo)
—Verse Chorus Verse
—Polly (Solo Acoustic Demo)
—Rape Me (Solo Acoustic)
—White Lace and Strange (Live)
—Love Buzz (Live at The North Shore Surf Club)
—Hairspray Queen (Rehearsal)
—Scentless Apprentice (Rehearsal Demo)
—Serve the Servants (Solo Acoustic)
—Smells Like Teen Spirit (Butch Vig Mix)
—Sappy (Live at Bogart's)
—Spank Thru (Rehearsal)
—Talk to Me
—Token Eastern Song (Demo)
—In Bloom (Sub Pop version)
—Downer (Live)
—Mr. Moustache (Rehearsal)
—Dumb (1991 Radio Appearance)
—Rape Me (Demo)
—Jesus Doesn’t Want Me for a Sunbeam (Rehearsal Demo)
—Pennyroyal Tea (Live at the O.K. Hotel)
—School (Live at the Motor Sports International Garage)
—Immigrant Song (Rehearsal)
—Heartbreaker (Live)
—Pennyroyal Tea (Solo Acoustic)
—If You Must
—Even in His Youth (Demo)
—Old Age
—Seasons in the Sun
—Help Me, I’m Hungry (Live)
—Moist Vagina (Demo)
—Here She Comes Now
—Opinion
—Do Re Mi
—Pay to Play
—D-7
—Beans (Solo Acoustic)
—Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip
—Marigold
—Curmudgeon
—Jesus Doesn’t Want Me for a Sunbeam - Live at the Paramount/1991
—Aneurysm (B-Side)
—Heart-Shaped Box (Demo)
—Ain’t It A Shame (Demo)
—Sliver (Solo Acoustic Demo)

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The iconic group's surviving members Krist Novoselic, Dave Grohl and Pat Smear performed 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' at the event.

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