Alcopollack

[Verse 1: Eric Melvin & Fat Mike] How does the drunkest person on the bus Wake up and manage to take such good care of us? An honorable man that's impossible to hate Even though his laugh to joke ratio is about one in eight [Pre-Chorus: Eric Melvin & Fat Mike] What is it about him? What sets him apart? How does such a tiny person have such a big heart? He only sometimes drops the ball Like the six times he told the bus to leave When one of us was at a petrol station Shitting in a bathroom stall [Pre-Chorus: Eric Melvin & Fat Mike] That's David Pollack Alcoholic Real dedication To inebriation My friend David Master of Kung-Fu We're all singing this song just to say thank you And one day we're gonna get you back [Verse 2: Eric Melvin & Fat Mike] He's not a giant man But he represents some giant voices But sometimes Alcopollack doesn't make the greatest choices He might excel in tours and food But he lacks something in tact He told Dexter that his band sucks And he called Matt Freeman fat [Pre-Chorus: Fat Mike] He pissed off Graffin and insulted Tré Cool's first wife and fiancée That's how he lost Bad Religion, The Offspring Rancid, Pennywise, the Mad Caddies, Rise Against But the one that hurt the most must have been Green Day [Chorus: Eric Melvin & Fat Mike] That's Alcopollack Philanthro-folic Grappa all nighter Bar fight inciter My friend David For all your dedication This song is for you To show all our appreciation But why do you always have to be on vacation?