Fuck Day Six

[Verse 1] When I pissed a perfect rainbow And aced every drug screen I needed help, so I called up this skinhead Lisa Brownley's old boyfriend Noah Levine He had a place against the stream And he is a punk from Santa Cruz A Buddhist with a Jewish name How could I ever lose? He'd give me a bro rate at a triple A-A-A discount If I checked into his mansion And paid the right amount Getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good In a gentrified hipster neighborhood They told me my addiction wouldn't be too hard to fix What they didn't tell me was about day six [Chorus] Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six [Verse 2] The guy who searched through all my things Was a producer Jim Goodwin I giggled 'cause he missed my two milligram strip of Suboxone He said this isn't funny big Mike This is serious detox I said, "I'm laughing 'cause your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks" My semi-private room smelled like rubbing alcohol So I wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole Two days later when I woke up I was in such a good mood 'Cause I was three days clean And on Tuesday nights they served Mexican food I never tried to quit drugs or hang out with Buddha before But after four or five days I had no urge to score I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics But then I woke up as a toilet on day six [Chorus] Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six Fuck day six [Outro] Day six can suck my dicks