Fuck Day Six

[Verse 1]

When I pissed a perfect rainbow

And aced every drug screen

I needed help, so I called up this skinhead

Lisa Brownley's old boyfriend

Noah Levine

He had a place against the stream

And he is a punk from Santa Cruz

A Buddhist with a Jewish name

How could I ever lose?

He'd give me a bro rate at a triple A-A-A discount

If I checked into his mansion

And paid the right amount

Getting clean in seven days sounded pretty good

In a gentrified hipster neighborhood

They told me my addiction wouldn't be too hard to fix

What they didn't tell me was about day six

[Chorus]

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

[Verse 2]

The guy who searched through all my things

Was a producer Jim Goodwin

I giggled 'cause he missed my two milligram strip of Suboxone

He said this isn't funny big Mike

This is serious detox

I said, "I'm laughing 'cause your hand was inside one of my jerk off socks"

My semi-private room smelled like rubbing alcohol

So I wore a leather blindfold and a latex camisole

Two days later when I woke up

I was in such a good mood

'Cause I was three days clean

And on Tuesday nights they served Mexican food

I never tried to quit drugs or hang out with Buddha before

But after four or five days I had no urge to score

I thought I kicked ass on the narcotics

But then I woke up as a toilet on day six

[Chorus]

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

Fuck day six

[Outro]

Day six can suck my dicks