I am a Rat

I am a rat in a trap And I'm happy about that Because everyone believes that I was caught Now they feel so good about themselves Cause they like to watch me suffer Until they found it in their hearts to help me out So I thanked them and apologized for all my bad behavior I blamed it on my addiction to cheese Now everybody likes me and thinks I'm rehabilitated And I finally get to do what the fuck I please I am a rat and I don't wanna hear your sermon I am a vermin And I'm always gonna gnaw on things I know will aggravate you I am a rat acting like a good do'er till I go back to my sewer And ingest my chosen poisons I am a rat I am a rat I am a rat I am a rat And I put myself in that trap Cause I am a rat who won't race your human races I don't want the pole position I won't live a competition I am a rat Who figured out how to win without anybody losin' Or at least not ever knowin' They were beaten Cause I am a rat I am a rat I am a rat I am a rat And I put myself in that trap Cause I am a rat And I am happy about that